They say laughter is the best medicine. Being a dog lover such as yourself, here are some dog jokes and dog thoughts that are sure to bring a smile as well as a laugh or two:
Dear God: Are there mailmen in heaven? If so, will I have to apologize--does this sound like something your dog may be wondering?
When I go outside I promise I will not come inside to the house and immediately drag my butt on the carpeting.
I will remember that the cat is not a squeaky toy--when I play with him and he makes a noise- this is not a good thing.
Another question to God your dog may be asking: When I come to heaven will I get my testicles back? Pretty please?
Your dog probably wonders why you smell flowers but you do not smell other people.
“I will remember that the cat litter box is not a cookie jar. No more kitty ho ho’s.”
How can you tell if you have a stupid dog? He or she chases parked cars!
Do you know why the dog tries to chase his tail? Because he is trying to make both ends meet!
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot? Because it is not polite to talk back to your paw!
What kind of dog do you think a vampire prefers? A bloodhound!
Do you know why the snowman called his dog “Frost?” Because Frost--bites!
What breed of dog chases anything red? A bulldog!
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Dear God: Are there mailmen in heaven? If so, will I have to apologize--does this sound like something your dog may be wondering?
When I go outside I promise I will not come inside to the house and immediately drag my butt on the carpeting.
I will remember that the cat is not a squeaky toy--when I play with him and he makes a noise- this is not a good thing.
Another question to God your dog may be asking: When I come to heaven will I get my testicles back? Pretty please?
Your dog probably wonders why you smell flowers but you do not smell other people.
“I will remember that the cat litter box is not a cookie jar. No more kitty ho ho’s.”
How can you tell if you have a stupid dog? He or she chases parked cars!
Do you know why the dog tries to chase his tail? Because he is trying to make both ends meet!
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot? Because it is not polite to talk back to your paw!
What kind of dog do you think a vampire prefers? A bloodhound!
Do you know why the snowman called his dog “Frost?” Because Frost--bites!
What breed of dog chases anything red? A bulldog!
The main purpose of Doggie-Corral.com is to provide dog owners with an entire line of dog supplies needed to care for their beloved pets. We ship to the entire United States and provide a one stop shopping experience. We offer dog-training aids, dog insurance, health care essentials, dog apparel (e.g. dog shirts, Dog Pro sports apparel, dog boots, dog coats, dog College Sports apparel, dog blankets, dog sweaters, dog pajamas),dog beds, plastic and wood doghouses, dog crates and kennels, dog toys, dog chews, dog treats, dog and puppy foods, dog grooming products and more. Feel free to check us out at Doggie-Corral.com.
We would also love to have you connect with us on Facebook and Twitter.
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Love the cat comment on the sqwueeky toy!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles! Love dog jokes.
ReplyDeleteWe bring our dog over to our grandparents. It definitely cheers them up! Laughter is the best medicine especially when our dog is so excited to see them and she rolls over and zooms around their house. lol
ReplyDeleteMy son needed some cute dog jokes for school...these are perfect!
ReplyDeleteAs a vet--the testicle joke is one I have to share with clients!
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